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Very Quotable Quotes, Part 2
at March 3rd, 2008 (01:39 pm)

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How fashion-designer!Itachi finally made Sasuke see the light of tasteful fashion sense.
at March 2nd, 2008 (11:00 pm)

Seriously, art should not be this pretty! *_*

Sasuke has given up his Gay Pirate Outfit?Collapse )

The picture is taken from here (which as a matter of fact you should go see, because the rest is also squee-worthy).

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by caisse (caisse)
at March 2nd, 2008 (03:15 pm)

current location: computer room.
current mood: anxious
current song: how could I ever know? - secret garden

I just figured you all would like to see this delightful 'bio' of Sasuke I found at: http://www.399animeshop.com/anime/naruto/uchiha-sasuke-phonestrap.php. To help, I've underlined key words. c:

Uchiha Sasuke Biography (Naruto)
- Uchiha Sasuke Bio by Tsunade

Name: Uchiha Sasuke
Age: 13
Birthday: 23 July
Zodiac: Cancer
Rank: Genin
From: Leaf
Teacher: Hatake Kakashi
Teammates: Uzumaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura
Family: Uchiha Itachi (elder brother)
Favourite technique: Grand Fireball Technique

Background: Sole survivor of the Uchiha clan when his elder brother went on a killing rampage.

The Deal with him: Uchiha Sasuke was a regular adorable ninja student with big dreams of being an excellent ninja like his elder brother. But after Itachi killed their family and screwed up his mind to "live in an unsightly way", Sasuke became cool, and calls himself an 'avenger', whose purpose in life was to kill his brother. For some obscure reason, that made all the girls at the academy fall in love with him.

Sasuke first started to use his Sharingan when he fought against Haku with Naruto at Wave Country. His pretty eyes and body attracted the liking of Orochimaru, who wishes to take over his body after he became truly strong. To show his admiration, Orochimaru left a cursed seal after delightfully sinking his fangs into Sasuke's neck, which Kakashi sealed, but threatens to unleash everytime Sasuke gets excited in a fight.

After engaging in a precarious fight with Naruto, Sasuke felt inferior as he seemed not to be improving as much as Naruto. Orochimaru took the chance to send the Sound 4 ninjas to convince Sasuke to leave the Leaf village to seek more power from Orochimaru. Thus, Sasuke abandoned Konoha (Sakura's endless whining might have helped him decide to leave in a hurry) and is on his way to the Sound village.

I LOL'd. c:

DT [userpic]
The Saga of the Sitar, Guitar, and Other Things.
at March 1st, 2008 (03:58 pm)

Warning: capslock abuse like WHOA.Collapse )


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at March 1st, 2008 (08:07 pm)

welcome to the antverse [userpic]
by welcome to the antverse (ant_power)
at March 1st, 2008 (12:55 am)

So, here's what I think is really going on.

Everything Itachi has told Sasucakes over the past few chapters has been A BIG FAT LIE!!! Really he is just traumatised from a dark period in his youth when his family decided to BECOME FOLK SINGERS AND TRAVEL FIRE COUNTRY AS "THE UCHIHA FAMILY LOVE LOVE SITAR BAND"!!

Fugaku made him wear a PINK SUIT, which obviously offended his delicate fashion-conscious sensibilities! Also, Itachi really doesn't like the sitar.

Sasuke got to wear a much less offensive blue suit, which is why Itachi has kept him alive so long, SO THAT SASUKE UNDERSTANDS THE PAIN OF BAD FASHION!!! He's hopefully accomplished this by driving him to Orochimaru and therefore the Gay Pirate Outfit, complete with Silly Purple Bow.

Please discuss XP

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Very Quotable Quotes, Part 1!
at February 28th, 2008 (12:15 pm)

This list is going to be neverending. I can already tell, and I haven't even written it yet.

Warning: Excessive crack and capslock abuseCollapse )

w [userpic]
at February 28th, 2008 (07:04 am)

PS. the layout colour scheme was chosen by Orochimaru. I think that explains a lot.

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