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Theory
by welcome to the antverse (ant_power)
at March 1st, 2008 (12:55 am)

So, here's what I think is really going on.

Everything Itachi has told Sasucakes over the past few chapters has been A BIG FAT LIE!!! Really he is just traumatised from a dark period in his youth when his family decided to BECOME FOLK SINGERS AND TRAVEL FIRE COUNTRY AS "THE UCHIHA FAMILY LOVE LOVE SITAR BAND"!!

Fugaku made him wear a PINK SUIT, which obviously offended his delicate fashion-conscious sensibilities! Also, Itachi really doesn't like the sitar.

Sasuke got to wear a much less offensive blue suit, which is why Itachi has kept him alive so long, SO THAT SASUKE UNDERSTANDS THE PAIN OF BAD FASHION!!! He's hopefully accomplished this by driving him to Orochimaru and therefore the Gay Pirate Outfit, complete with Silly Purple Bow.

Please discuss XP

DT [userpic]
The Saga of the Sitar, Guitar, and Other Things.
at March 1st, 2008 (03:58 pm)

Warning: capslock abuse like WHOA.Collapse )

>8D~~~~~

w [userpic]
I AM POSTING HERE MORE THAN IN MY OWN JOURNAL
at March 1st, 2008 (08:07 pm)

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