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March of the Cupcakes

where crack becomes reality!

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IF YOU AGREE THAT SASUKE IS A CUPCAKE, ITACHI A FASHION DESIGNER AND OROCHIMARU A SENSITIVE HUMAN RIGHTS ACTIVIST, THEN THIS IS CLEARLY THE COMMUNITY FOR YOU.

Fics, graphics, crack theories and any other lulz are rewarded with Sasucakes!


Sparkly Sasuke by icon_x_love


WHY SASUKE IS A CUPCAKE!

ant_power: I would totally never run off on Naruto to join Orochimaru. Well, unless Oro had cupcakes, because seriously, cupcakes are awesome. Maybe that's what sold Sasuke on the idea in the end.
starfishdance: LOL YES. Orochimaru totally tempted Sasuke away with cupcakes. Chocolate frosted ones. With sprinkles! Nobody can resist that, NOT EVEN SASUKE. (and at this point my train of thought shifts to rather disturbing things involving chocolate sauce and whipped cream, so um. I shall shut up now)
ant_power: OMG, that is exactly the sort of cupcake I was eating while I was watching it! OROCHIMARU CAN READ MY BRAIN!!! LOL, were your disturbing thoughts about chocolate sauce and whipped cream involving Orochimaru and Sasuke, because that really *would* be disturbing!
starfishdance: Ohmygosh now I really want to eat one. HAY OROCHIMARU I'LL JOIN YOU IF YOU GIVE ME CUPCAKES TOO! ...I just sold my soul for a chocolate cupcake. Clearly my priorities need some work.

(LATER)

ant_power: Today I went and bought more cupcakes, which make me think about Orochimaru (and I'm blaming you, starfishdance!!) in ways that it's probably best not to think about him.
starfishdance: Oh sure, blame ME for Orochimaru's sekrit kinky fetishes. Hey, anybody who makes it COMPULSORY for all his underlings to wear bigass purple bows is obviously a little screwed in the head. XDD
ant_power: I don't blame you for *all* his freaky fetishes, just the cupcake one :P
starfishdance: I think Sasuke is a little like a cupcake. Yes. Because they're both pretty, and I'd like to lick icing off them. And that is totally my basis of comparison.

(LATER STILL)

dayadhvam_triad: Poor Orochimaru, so widely misunderstood by the fandom! He merely appreciates the aesthetics of certain body physiques! He is not a pedophile!
ant_power: Well, he's kind of a pedophile, but I think he's doing it TO BRING THE PEOPLE TOGETHER!! BECAUSE HE'S A HUMANITARIAN LIKE THAT!!! Or something. XP
dayadhvam_triad: LOL Orochimaru IS a humanitarian. His saliva's an aphrodisiac! SO EVERYONE LOVES EACH OTHER.
starfishdance: THIS IS MAKING ME THINK VERY WRONG THINGS. I BLAME YOU FOR THAT. D:
ant_power: OROCHIMARU'S SALIVA IS AN APHRODISIAC!!! EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW!! He is traveling the world with his freakishly long tongue, LICKING PEOPLE FOR LOVE!! HE SHOULD JOIN THE U.N.!! Oh, my brain is broken!! Clowns, in general, are freaky!! (But not as freaky as Orochimaru! OMG IMAGINE OROCHIMARU DRESSED UP AS A CLOWN!!!)
dayadhvam_triad: OMG and why why is my mind so on crack right now!!!! BECAUSE I JUST THOUGHT THAT OROCHIMARU PUTS HIS SALIVA IN ALL THOSE CUPCAKES gahhhhhhh OMG OROCHIMARU DRESSES UP AS A CLOWN TO PASS OUT CUPCAKES WITH SALIVA INGREDIENTS IN THEM.


And if that made any sense at all to you, you should totally join this comm!!


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