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at March 13th, 2008 (11:17 pm)

Yes, it's me again. I'm sure most of you have read the Chapter 393 spoilers by now, so I was wondering what all of you thought!

Personally I strongly believe that Itachi will die and then Sasuke will RAPE HIS CORPSE. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.

No but seriously, I actually think this plot twist was brilliant. Once I got over the initial disappointment with regards to the totally lame way Itachi just collapsed, it's so perfect the way Sasuke's victory is such a hollow one, that he gets revenge and yet not quite. To make it even more perfect I think Itachi should just COMMIT SUICIDE, that'd be the best way ever to fuck with Sasucakes' pretty little head! I'm sure he'll be okay in the end, Kishi is totally Sasuke's biggest fan.

Alternatively it would be kind of awesome if Sasuke stole Itachi's eyes instead. People need to STOP telling Sasuke about their evil sinister plans for his body! Just look at what happened to Orochimaru! Did Itachi not read those chapters of the manga??? I BET HE DIDN'T.

On the other hand, ant_power thinks that Itachi has secretly invented LUL-BULLETS and he will shoot one at Sasuke which will make Sasuke happy and lulful, just as he always wanted to be, so he'll no longer be so fixated on revenge! And then they can kiss and make up reconcile their differences! This is so true!

ALSO, THE FOREHEAD TAP OMG OMG OMG *flails* *dies*

Got any opinions, predictions for the next chapter, etc.? Post them here!

Comments

Posted by: welcome to the antverse (ant_power)
Posted at: March 13th, 2008 03:36 pm (UTC)
Naruto - poke

I TOTALLY AGREE WITH THE CORPSE RAPING!! AND YOU KNOW I THINK THAT WILL BRING ITACHI BACK TO LIFE!!! OMG, MAYBE THAT'S HOW HE BECOMES A ZOMBIE!!!

I don't think Sasuke will ever bother killing Itachi, maybe he will save it for later or something. BUT ITACHI CAN'T COMMIT SUICIDE, BECAUSE HE HAS SO MUCH WORK TO DO IN THE WORLD, WITH BEING A SENSITIVE GUY AND ALL!!!

YES, THE LUL-BULLETS WILL SAVE THE DAY! AND THEN SASUKE WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BECOMING THE LUL-MASTER BECAUSE THE BULLETS WILL BRING THE FUNNY FOR HIM!!

Posted by: w (starfishdance)
Posted at: March 13th, 2008 03:43 pm (UTC)
sasucakes!

OMG YES! Does this mean Sasuke can zombiefy anyone he wants? That is so cool!! You should work it into your fic somehow!!! :D

Well, if the rumours are true and Kishi's planning to focus on Sasuke for an entire year, then Itachi can't really die yet, can he? If not what's Sasuke going to do for the rest of the year, mope around angsting about Itachi and revenge and whatnot? That is so lame!! TRUE, ITACHI HAS SO MUCH UNFINISHED BUSINESS!! HE WILL NEVER DIE HAPPY! Omg, maybe he will become a GHOST and HAUNT SASUKE!!

The bullets will totally make Sasuke so much funnier!! That's awesome, it'll make everyone happy! What a great compromise. ITACHI IS SO SMART!

Posted by: welcome to the antverse (ant_power)
Posted at: March 15th, 2008 06:00 am (UTC)
Naruto - sasuke is the win

YES, SASUKE CAN ZOMBIEFY PEOPLE WITH SEX!! BECAUSE HE'S AWESOME LIKE THAT!! I will totally try to work that into ALL THE NUMEROUS FICS I AM PLANNING TO WRITE!!

I am sure Itachi won't die yet. THOUGH MAYBE KISHI IS FAKING US OUT WITH THE "YEAR OF SASUKE" THING! BECAUSE HE'S KIND OF EVIL LIKE THAT!!! Ghost!Itachi would be awesome though, I bet he would just randomly pop up in front of Sasuke and yell "BOO!" all the time, just to freak him out! XP (LOL, I just accidentally write "boob!")

ITACHI IS SO AWESOME, THERE IS NOTHING HE CAN'T DO!!!

Posted by: w (starfishdance)
Posted at: March 15th, 2008 02:57 pm (UTC)
naruto » sparkly itachi!

YAY! ITACHI BEING REINCARNATED THROUGH SEX IS OBVIOUSLY THE BEST PLOT EVER! COME ON, I BET PEOPLE WOULD PAY TO READ THAT.

I don't know, I think it's more or less taken for granted that Itachi will die eventually but I hope it isn't now! Although I think that this ending is rather awesome and if Itachi actually isn't dead any real death later on will be a bit of a letdown in comparison. I still wish he'd commit suicide though. XD

HAHHA, OH COME ON THAT WORKS TOO! CAN'T YOU IMAGINE ITACHI YELLING "BOOB" TO SASUKE AND LAUGHING THE CRAZY LAUGH? IT WOULD TOTALLY HAPPEN!!!

Posted by: welcome to the antverse (ant_power)
Posted at: March 20th, 2008 10:15 am (UTC)
Naruto - orosasu

PEOPLE ARE GOING TO PAY TO READ IT WHEN KISHI MAKESE IT CANON!!!

Maybe Itachi will get Oro in his body as well. It's the fashion these days, after all. Sort of like the ultimate accessory, really.

ROFL, YES, I TOTALLY THINK GHOST!ITACHI SHOULD YELL OUT "BOOB!" TO SASUKE! IT WOULD PROBABLY FREAK HIM OUT MORE, BECAUSE SASUKE ISN'T REALLY ALL THAT INTERESTED IN WOMEN!!!

Posted by: DT (dayadhvam_triad)
Posted at: March 13th, 2008 06:21 pm (UTC)
xiwangmu [queen mother of the west]

Okay, your prediction is TRAUMATIZING. So Sasuke even learned necrophilia from Orochimaru? o________O

I don't think Itachi would commit suicide (although it was still a little lame how he collapsed), because he'd rather LAUGH WILDLY AND THROW PINK SPARKLES ABOUT! OH, AND SAVE THE TREES. :D

Forehead tap! That was nostalgic. :P

Posted by: w (starfishdance)
Posted at: March 14th, 2008 01:22 am (UTC)
naruto » msn ftw

O: SINCE WHEN WAS OROCHIMARU A NECROPHILIAC? DO TELL.

YES, ITACHI'S LIFE WORK ISN'T COMPLETE YET! HE STILL NEEDS TO SPARKLIFY THE WHOLE WORLD!! I agree anyway, it's rather improbable that he'll commit suicide but I think it would be a cool idea.

It was! XDDDD I liked that part, and Sasuke's expression was great.

Posted by: DT (dayadhvam_triad)
Posted at: March 14th, 2008 02:10 pm (UTC)
team 7 [we belong together]

UM. A CASE OF ME TOTALLY CONFUSING FANON WITH CANON? I think you read that OroMina fic Kai did, and er. >_> BUT IT MIGHT STILL BE TRUE. OROCHIMARU PLAYS WITH A LOT OF BODIES FOR HIS EXPERIMENTS, ALL THE TIME, AND YOU DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE DEAD OR ALIVE.

I wasn't big on the chapter at first, but now I think I'm okay with it. I still don't get why Itachi collapsed, but I like it more now. SASUKE HAD EMOTION IN HIS FACE (other than anger, that is), like OMGGGGG. :DDD

Posted by: w (starfishdance)
Posted at: March 14th, 2008 02:17 pm (UTC)
nobuta » kame & yamapi

OH YEAH, I REMEMBER NOW! HAHAHA BUT YOU'VE GOT A POINT, NOBODY KNOWS WHAT HE MIGHT'VE DONE WITH ALL THOSE BODIES, ALL ALONE IN HIS LAB... OH GAWD PASS THE BRAIN BLEACH PLEASE. DDD:

The more I think about it the more I like this chapter. OBVIOUSLY ITACHI COLLAPSED BECAUSE RYUKISAME WROTE HIS NAME IN THE DEATH NOTE!! Lol but crack aside, I guess he really just overexerted himself with that last jutsu... not that smart of him, but maybe the prospect of getting Sasuke's eyes banished all rational thought from his mind? Who knows. I am very DDD: at the thought of Itachi dying though. AND SASUCAKES' EXPRESSION IS PERFECT!

Posted by: DT (dayadhvam_triad)
Posted at: March 14th, 2008 02:38 pm (UTC)

And now that we know Orochimaru's true form, he could... easily have done all of them at once. >_>

Maybe. Considering the face he made not so long ago, we can't exactly say that he's all that reasonable anymore. :P I hope he doesn't actually die; maybe Sasuke drags him off to a cave or something. I love Sasuke's expression. :D

Posted by: w (starfishdance)
Posted at: March 14th, 2008 02:45 pm (UTC)

He could. The snakes are really useful, aren't they. :|

Yeah, I think I will be heartbroken and go into mourning if he dies. Damn it, I knew Itachi was going to die from the start so how did I end up getting so attached to him along the way??? D:

Posted by: DT (dayadhvam_triad)
Posted at: March 14th, 2008 02:57 pm (UTC)
xiwangmu [queen mother of the west]

This is a very disturbing image. >_>

I know, I really do like him as a character. :( BUT IT COULDN'T BE HELPED. How could anyone not get attached to Itachi and his humanitarian ways?

Posted by: w (starfishdance)
Posted at: March 14th, 2008 04:15 pm (UTC)
naruto » sparkly itachi!

EXACTLY! I liked how mysterious and badass he was... and later on how INCREDIBLY CRACKTASTIC HE BECAME!! SPARKLY ITACHI WILL LIVE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER!!!

Posted by: escape artist (saqqara13)
Posted at: March 14th, 2008 12:20 pm (UTC)
ItaSasu Tricked

I loved the forehead tap, that was perfect! So now we all have to sit around going "WTF OK SO WAS HE REALLY THAT OUT OF IT OR DOES HE STILL HAVE A TEENY TINY HEART?!!!!?" Well OK at least *I* did :P

YEAH and now what? Is Sasuke gonna run him through??? Maybe he'll try and Zetsu will stop him... hmm.

And THERE GOES OROCHIMARU!!! Maybe now he will leave the Uchiha alone, THEY'RE FUCKING CRAZY MAN!

Posted by: w (starfishdance)
Posted at: March 14th, 2008 01:26 pm (UTC)

Yeah, the forehead tap was awesome! This chapter was incredibly epic, I loved pretty much everything except ITACHI FAINTING. Though he isn't dead yet, so for all you know he may not die at all - Naruto characters are surprisingly resilient when the situation calls for it! I WONDER IF HE DOES DIE IF ZETSU WILL EAT HIM. O:

After the forehead tap I bet Sasuke will be too traumatised and/or nostalgic to finish him off, but WELL YOU NEVER KNOW! I'm really interested in finding out how this ends!

THE OROCHIMARU APPEARING PART WAS SO RANDOM!! And now he's gone, like WHAT? ROFL.

Posted by: Kei (keikeiaznqueen)
Posted at: March 14th, 2008 01:36 pm (UTC)

Hmmm, Sasuke looked up after the fight and there was a snake. Someone else is present. Maybe it's Kabuto. Maybe it really IS Kabuto. Holy crap!

But no, ofc Itachi was killed by the Death Note. He was spouting blood-- that's evidence that he had a heart attack. 8D

Posted by: w (starfishdance)
Posted at: March 14th, 2008 01:44 pm (UTC)

OMG, IT'S OROCHIBUTO! I hope they follow up the whole Orochimaru POPPING OUT OF SASUKE (oh god, does that sound wrong) thing because it seems so weird and random otherwise!

I CANNOT FREAKING WAIT FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER!

Yes, definitely! And there was this part where he was GRABBING HIS CHEST, it's so obviously a sign of a heart attack! It's amazing he still managed to reach over and tap Sasuke's forehead in such a condition. I GUESS THAT'S SUPER ITACHI FOR YOU!! XDDD

Reposted because I kant spel.

Posted by: Kei (keikeiaznqueen)
Posted at: March 14th, 2008 02:37 pm (UTC)

OHH. SO THAT IS WHAT THAT THING STICKING OUT OF THE SNAKE'S MOUTH IS. YOU KNOW, THAT THING THAT KINDA LOOKED LIKE A GIANT PENIS OR A WEIRD LOOKING TONGUE BUT DIDN'T LOOK LIKE ONE? IT WAS KABUTO HIDING!

Yeah, omg it better be Kabuto.

YEAH. AND THAT BLOOD TRAIL ITACHI LEFT ON SASUKE'S FACE WAS HIS DYING MESSAGE. ALL CRIMINALS OR DYING PEOPLE IN DETECTIVE MOVIES DIE WITH A DYING MESSAGE AFTER ALL. SINCE ITACHI IS RAITO, HE MUST BE SMART AND PREPARED FOR THIS.

Posted by: w (starfishdance)
Posted at: March 14th, 2008 02:50 pm (UTC)
naruto » sparkly itachi!

YES, I TOTALLY THOUGHT IT LOOKED LIKE A GIANT PENIS TOO! WOW, WHAT HAS OROCHIMARU BEEN DOING??! AHAHAHAH KABUTO WAS DISGUISED AS A PENIS? I THINK THAT THOUGHT KIND OF WINS EVERYTHING. XDDDDD

Oh man, we already have Orochimaru, Sasuke and Itachi in one confined space! If Kabuto appears too, the whole place will explode from the lulz or something.

OMG YEAH, TOTALLY!! IT'S DEFINITELY HIS DYING MESSAGE! I'M SURE L-SUKE IS SMART ENOUGH DECIPHER THE HIDDEN MESSAGE, AFTER ALL HE FOUND OUT THAT SHINIGAMI ONLY EAT APPLES!!!

Posted by: ♡ → 「 YEN 」 (strawberrydrunk)
Posted at: March 16th, 2008 10:35 am (UTC)
Naruto -> Itachi (o

LOL @ THE FOREHEAD TAP. I THOUGHT HE WAS DOING IT OUT OF NOSTALGIA. EITHER THAT OR HE WAS DOING A FUTILE ATTEMPT TO RIP SASUKE'S EYES OUT.

Personally I strongly believe that Itachi will die and then Sasuke will RAPE HIS CORPSE. <- rofl, yeah!! He totally picked up tips from Orochimaru XD And if Kishi-sen ever uses that for a plot twist, you can sue him!! :D;;

NO ITACHI WON'T DIE. HE CAN'T DIE. It would make Sasuke very sad. ):

Posted by: w (starfishdance)
Posted at: March 16th, 2008 11:08 am (UTC)
naruto » itachi and sasuke

I think it is more of the latter, but either way I really liked that scene. It's totally going to be one of my favourites now.

AHAHAHA YES, BECAUSE KISHI IS TOTALLY A LURKER ON SASUCAKES LOOKING TO STEAL OUR AWESOME IDEAS!!! BECAUSE WE ARE JUST THAT AWESOME!

EXACTLY. It would make me very sad too. )):