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at March 12th, 2008 (11:00 pm)

dayadhvam_triad and I were discussing Naruto the other day, and we came to a very startling realization. Which is that RAITO AND ITACHI ARE ACTUALLY THE SAME PERSON! Here are some reasons why:

1. Itachi's crazyface = Raito's crazyface. NO SHIT. In fact, every time I see Crazy Itachi I imagine him laughing Raito's crazy laugh. Come on, the resemblance is uncanny.

2. Have you ever seen them appear in the same place together? Well have you?? I thought not.

3. dayadhvam_triad mentioned how Itachi's clothes didn't have any blood on them, even though he killed his entire clan. This is obviously because he killed them WITH HIS DEATH NOTE!

4. And besides, Kisame is kind of like Ryuk. They're both subhuman freaks with the same skin color.

5. When we were talking about Death Note, dayadhvam_triad accidentally typed 'Raito' as 'Itachi', which is clearly an acknowledgment of their same person-ness by her subconscious! YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE!!

Coincidence? I think not. What do you think?

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Posted by: Kei (keikeiaznqueen)
Posted at: March 14th, 2008 12:23 pm (UTC)

SASUKE CAN'T SEE KISAME. OMG. IS THAT WHY HE ALWAYS RAN STRAIGHT FOR KISAME EVEN THOUGH A SHARK WITH BLUE SKIN IS STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO HIM? HE NEVER EVEN BATS AN EYELID AT HOW THAT KINDA SKIN COLOUR MIGHT POSSIBLY BE STRANGE. SO THAT IS WHY. Ohh, my brain. XD

Posted by: w (starfishdance)
Posted at: March 14th, 2008 01:37 pm (UTC)
naruto » msn ftw

YES TOTALLY, I THINK SO!! IT'S NOT THAT SASUKE'S UNOBSERVANT AT ALL, HE JUST COULDN'T SEE KISAME AT ALL! IT ISN'T HIS FAULT!! THAT IS SO MEAN OF RYUKISAME, KILLING RAITOTACHI BEFORE SASUKE GOT THE CHANCE TO DO IT.

Hmm, if Sasuke is L and Orochimaru is Misa, who gets to be Mello? And Matt??? THESE ARE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS. O:

Posted by: Kei (keikeiaznqueen)
Posted at: March 14th, 2008 01:39 pm (UTC)

Hmmmm, Near is NARUTO because Naruto is the one that will "succeed" Sasuke for revenging on Itachi, because Naruto will hunt down Akatsuki anyway. =D Mello must be Naruto's accomplice who dies-- nobody's died yet... hmmm, maybe the Kyuubi burns out on the way, then Mello is the kyuubi. XD Naruto is sad for the kyuubi in the end.

Matt is kyuubi's accomplice, so Matt must be... errr, Gaara. XD

Posted by: w (starfishdance)
Posted at: March 14th, 2008 01:51 pm (UTC)
fandom » subtext

AHAHAH I was thinking Mello could be Naruto actually, because they're both blond and obsession with chocolate = obsession with ramen! YOUR REASONING IS BRILLIANT TOO THOUGH, LOL KYUUBI. And Matt is so totally Gaara! They both have the same hair colour! And the same goggles/eyebags/whatever!!

CONCLUSION: NARUTO IS TOTALLY A SEQUEL TO DEATH NOTE! Raito and Ryuk probably moved to Narutoland to escape from L and the others, but L is so in love with Raito dedicated to his job that he decided to MOVE THERE AS WELL!!

Posted by: Kei (keikeiaznqueen)
Posted at: March 14th, 2008 02:41 pm (UTC)

Aaah, yeah, that would make sense... BUT NARUTO HAS TO BE THE ONE SURVIVING SO. So he's Near. =D Yes, Matt + Gaara = one.

YES. JUST LIKE HOW L MOVED FROM THE UK TO JAPAN. Hmmm, but Near decides to chase L to the ends of the earth in the end hmmmm, in his helicopter of course.