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at March 12th, 2008 (11:00 pm)

dayadhvam_triad and I were discussing Naruto the other day, and we came to a very startling realization. Which is that RAITO AND ITACHI ARE ACTUALLY THE SAME PERSON! Here are some reasons why:

1. Itachi's crazyface = Raito's crazyface. NO SHIT. In fact, every time I see Crazy Itachi I imagine him laughing Raito's crazy laugh. Come on, the resemblance is uncanny.

2. Have you ever seen them appear in the same place together? Well have you?? I thought not.

3. dayadhvam_triad mentioned how Itachi's clothes didn't have any blood on them, even though he killed his entire clan. This is obviously because he killed them WITH HIS DEATH NOTE!

4. And besides, Kisame is kind of like Ryuk. They're both subhuman freaks with the same skin color.

5. When we were talking about Death Note, dayadhvam_triad accidentally typed 'Raito' as 'Itachi', which is clearly an acknowledgment of their same person-ness by her subconscious! YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE!!

Coincidence? I think not. What do you think?

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Posted by: ♥lousy♥ (dogstardreams)
Posted at: March 12th, 2008 04:32 pm (UTC)
Jiraiya

YES. YOUR LOGIC IS INFALLIBLE. THEY ARE THE SAME.

Also: they are both geniuses (genii??) with high skills in their respective schools.
They like eyes. (Raito likes Misa's eyes. Itachi likes Sasuke's... eyes.)
They are natural leaders.

But I wonder how Raito became a ninja.

Posted by: w (starfishdance)
Posted at: March 13th, 2008 05:56 am (UTC)
dn/ouran » raito the host

OMG YES, THEY DEFINITELY LIKE EYES!! I wonder if Raito has a secret eye collection somewhere in his room too! I WOULD NOT PUT IT PAST HIM. And they have pretty hair and pretty clothes too, but this is verging on the superficial so I will stop here. XD

I'M SURE HE CAN DO ANYTHING HE WANTS BECAUSE RAITO IS AWESOME LIKE THAT!!!

Posted by: DT (dayadhvam_triad)
Posted at: March 12th, 2008 07:02 pm (UTC)
lmao love from Teh Squirrel

SEE HOW INSIGHTFUL WE ARE? XDDDD I still can't quite get over me typing "Raito" as "Itachi"--totally my subconscious showing me the truth! XP

Posted by: w (starfishdance)
Posted at: March 13th, 2008 06:02 am (UTC)
naruto » sparkly itachi!

I KNOW, WE ARE SO AWESOME! I think Itachi has INVADED YOUR BRAIN!!!!

Posted by: Grammar Jedi (scarlet_pencil)
Posted at: March 13th, 2008 12:37 am (UTC)

THIS MAKES COMPLETE AND UTTER SENSE FROM THE VERY LITTLE I KNOW ABOUT DEATH NOTE. XD

Posted by: w (starfishdance)
Posted at: March 13th, 2008 06:05 am (UTC)
naruto » omg tongue :|

YAY! YOU SHOULD WATCH DEATH NOTE. LIKE TOTALLY. It's awesome and has lots of smart pretty boys playing tennis and smart pretty boys giving each other foot massages and smart pretty boys HANDCUFFED TO EACH OTHER and wait, where was I?

Posted by: welcome to the antverse (ant_power)
Posted at: March 13th, 2008 01:27 am (UTC)
Naruto - crazyface in sparkles

OMG THIS IS SO TRUE!! ALSO, THEY ARE BOTH SNAPPY DRESSERS!! CLEARLY THE REASON THAT RAITO WAS OBSESSED WITH L WAS BECAUSE L AND SASUKE HAVE SIMILAR HAIR!!!

Posted by: w (starfishdance)
Posted at: March 13th, 2008 06:06 am (UTC)
sasucakes!

OMG YES DEFINITELY!! AND L LIKES SWEETS, AND SASUKE IS A CUPCAKE SO THAT KIND OF MAKES SENSE! IT'S PERFECTLY REASONABLE!

Posted by: welcome to the antverse (ant_power)
Posted at: March 13th, 2008 06:24 am (UTC)
Death Note - ot3

YES, THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!! ALSO, L AND SASUKE BOTH DRESS IN UNSTYLISH CLOTHES!!! AND CLEARLY ORO AND MISA ARE ALSO THE SAME PERSON!!

Posted by: w (starfishdance)
Posted at: March 13th, 2008 06:30 am (UTC)
naruto » sparkly itachi!

OMG YES! LIKE HOW WE WERE SAYING THAT ORO AND MISA WOULD TOTALLY BE BFFL? THAT IS OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON TOO!!! AND THEY BOTH LOVE BRAIDING THEIR HAIR AND SHOPPING FOR JEWELERY AND MAKEUP!!!!

Posted by: welcome to the antverse (ant_power)
Posted at: March 13th, 2008 02:18 pm (UTC)
Death Note - ot3

OMG IT ALL FITS SO WELL THAT IT'S SCARY!!! IT IS ALSO SCARY HOW EASILY I CAN PICTURE ORO IN SOME OF MISA'S OUTFITS!!

Posted by: w (starfishdance)
Posted at: March 13th, 2008 02:38 pm (UTC)
naruto » omg tongue :|

.........WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO AND SAY THAT FOR, NOW I'M IMAGINING ORO IN MAKEUP AND A MINISKIRT AND IT'S NOT A PRETTY SIGHT. DDDD:

Posted by: welcome to the antverse (ant_power)
Posted at: March 13th, 2008 03:06 pm (UTC)
Naruto - oro tongue ftw

I'm picturing him in that outfit... remember when Mogi and Aiwaza went to Misa and Raito's place to secretly spy on her and she answered the door wearing that pink... thing??? That's what I'm picturing Oro wearing. MY BRAIN IS SCARRED FOR LIFE!!

Posted by: w (starfishdance)
Posted at: March 13th, 2008 03:10 pm (UTC)

I THINK THAT WAS AFTER I STOPPED WATCHING THE ANIME, SO I HAVE NO IDEA, BUT KNOWING MISA I'M SURE IT'S BOUND TO BE EXTREMELY BRAIN-SCARRING!!

Posted by: welcome to the antverse (ant_power)
Posted at: March 15th, 2008 05:45 am (UTC)
Naruto - orosasu

In that case YOU ARE VERY LUCKY YOU DON'T HAVE THE SAME MENTAL IMAGE THAT I DO!!!

ALSO, OMG YOUR ICON!!! I WANT TO STEAL IT BECAUSE IT'S THE MOST AWESOME THING EVER!!!

Posted by: w (starfishdance)
Posted at: March 15th, 2008 02:53 pm (UTC)
naruto » omg tongue :|

I COULD SAY THE SAME FOR YOUR ICON!! I HAVE NO MORE SPACE THOUGH, AND IT IS KIND OF SIMILAR TO THIS ONE.

Posted by: Kei (keikeiaznqueen)
Posted at: March 13th, 2008 08:16 am (UTC)

This makes so much sense. *___* SO ... KISAME KILLED ITACHI?? NO WONDER SASUKE WOULDN'T BE SATISFIED. HE NEVER EVEN GOT TO LAY HIS FINGER ON ITACHI!RAITO BEFORE KISAME JUST WENT AHEAD AND DID IT!

Posted by: w (starfishdance)
Posted at: March 13th, 2008 02:39 pm (UTC)
subtext

OMG YES, MAYBE THE REASON WHY ITACHI SUDDENLY COLLAPSED LIKE THAT IS BECAUSE KISAME ACTUALLY KILLED HIM!! BUT TO SASUKE IT LOOKS LIKE HE FELL OVER FOR NO REASON BECAUSE HE'S NEVER TOUCHED THE DEATH NOTE SO HE COULDN'T SEE KISAME!!! IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!!!! Poor Sasucakes. I kind of like torturing him though. XD

Posted by: Kei (keikeiaznqueen)
Posted at: March 14th, 2008 12:23 pm (UTC)

SASUKE CAN'T SEE KISAME. OMG. IS THAT WHY HE ALWAYS RAN STRAIGHT FOR KISAME EVEN THOUGH A SHARK WITH BLUE SKIN IS STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO HIM? HE NEVER EVEN BATS AN EYELID AT HOW THAT KINDA SKIN COLOUR MIGHT POSSIBLY BE STRANGE. SO THAT IS WHY. Ohh, my brain. XD

Posted by: w (starfishdance)
Posted at: March 14th, 2008 01:37 pm (UTC)
naruto » msn ftw

YES TOTALLY, I THINK SO!! IT'S NOT THAT SASUKE'S UNOBSERVANT AT ALL, HE JUST COULDN'T SEE KISAME AT ALL! IT ISN'T HIS FAULT!! THAT IS SO MEAN OF RYUKISAME, KILLING RAITOTACHI BEFORE SASUKE GOT THE CHANCE TO DO IT.

Hmm, if Sasuke is L and Orochimaru is Misa, who gets to be Mello? And Matt??? THESE ARE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS. O:

Posted by: Kei (keikeiaznqueen)
Posted at: March 14th, 2008 01:39 pm (UTC)

Hmmmm, Near is NARUTO because Naruto is the one that will "succeed" Sasuke for revenging on Itachi, because Naruto will hunt down Akatsuki anyway. =D Mello must be Naruto's accomplice who dies-- nobody's died yet... hmmm, maybe the Kyuubi burns out on the way, then Mello is the kyuubi. XD Naruto is sad for the kyuubi in the end.

Matt is kyuubi's accomplice, so Matt must be... errr, Gaara. XD

Posted by: w (starfishdance)
Posted at: March 14th, 2008 01:51 pm (UTC)
fandom » subtext

AHAHAH I was thinking Mello could be Naruto actually, because they're both blond and obsession with chocolate = obsession with ramen! YOUR REASONING IS BRILLIANT TOO THOUGH, LOL KYUUBI. And Matt is so totally Gaara! They both have the same hair colour! And the same goggles/eyebags/whatever!!

CONCLUSION: NARUTO IS TOTALLY A SEQUEL TO DEATH NOTE! Raito and Ryuk probably moved to Narutoland to escape from L and the others, but L is so in love with Raito dedicated to his job that he decided to MOVE THERE AS WELL!!

Posted by: Kei (keikeiaznqueen)
Posted at: March 14th, 2008 02:41 pm (UTC)

Aaah, yeah, that would make sense... BUT NARUTO HAS TO BE THE ONE SURVIVING SO. So he's Near. =D Yes, Matt + Gaara = one.

YES. JUST LIKE HOW L MOVED FROM THE UK TO JAPAN. Hmmm, but Near decides to chase L to the ends of the earth in the end hmmmm, in his helicopter of course.

Posted by: ♡ → 「 YEN 」 (strawberrydrunk)
Posted at: March 20th, 2008 07:47 pm (UTC)
Naruto -> Itachi (o

LOL GENIUS.

You forgot the sparklies though. Raito makes sparklies appear in thin air while he takes a potato chip... AND EATS IT!! :D:D So Raito=Itachi because we all know about Itachi's sparkly fetish, ayt? 8DD

(not making any sense D:)