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at March 6th, 2008 (05:05 pm)

After reading, ‘And because u r locking so deliciously, my Naru-chan’ Inner sasuke sad with smirk. (from here), minion_master notes, This line gives me nice, big Red Riding Hood vibes. Wolf!Sasuke and Orange Riding Hood!Naruto~

Fairytale crossover, anyone? :P

Wolf!Sasuke dressed as grandma: Come closer, my darling!
Orange-Riding-Hood!Naruto: Why, grandma, what is the matter with your eyes? They're red!
Wolf!Sasuke: The better to ogle see you with, my dear.
Orange-Riding-Hood!Naruto: ... but they're red.
Wolf!Sasuke: SHUT UP, IT'S MY EYE MEDICATION. Now--
Orange-Riding-Hood!Naruto: And what's the matter with your clothing, grandma? When did you get such awful pajamas? You have such tasteful fashion sense, too!
Wolf!Sasuke: WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY PAJAMAS? THEY ARE PERFECTLY FINE.
Orange-Riding-Hood!Naruto: But they have PINK SPARKLES. And LEMON DROPS. And--wait--THEY LOOK LIKE MY NEIGHBOR OROCHIMARU'S PAJAMAS. Grandma, you are FAR TOO OLD for that kind of activity!

XP >_>

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Posted by: w (starfishdance)
Posted at: March 7th, 2008 02:03 am (UTC)
dn/ouran » raito the host

COME CLOSER MY DARLING SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING ORO WOULD SAY! Is he coming out of Sasuke again? D:

Posted by: DT (dayadhvam_triad)
Posted at: March 7th, 2008 02:17 am (UTC)
dgm: sheepish lavi [hehehe :P]

WHY ELSE WOULD I PUT MY DARLING IN THE DIALOGUE? OF COURSE IT'S OROCHIMARU! SASUKE HAS ADOPTED HIS SPEECH PATTERNS (SOMEWHAT) AS WELL AS HIS FASHION SENSE!

Posted by: w (starfishdance)
Posted at: March 7th, 2008 02:20 am (UTC)
naruto » omg tongue :|

OMG NOT HIS FASHION SENSE! WHAT NEXT, IS SASUCAKES' TONGUE GOING TO BE COME A SNAKE TOO? I WILL CRY!!!!

Posted by: DT (dayadhvam_triad)
Posted at: March 7th, 2008 02:25 am (UTC)
lmao love from Teh Squirrel

LOL

Orange-Riding-Hood!Naruto: And grandma, why is your tongue so strange-looking?
Wolf!Sasuke(Orochimaru): The better to EAT YOU, MY DEAR!

Posted by: w (starfishdance)
Posted at: March 7th, 2008 02:29 am (UTC)
dn/ouran » raito the host

XDDDDDD!

I think Inner!Sasuke needs to come out more. Seriously. The manga could do with more lulz!!

Posted by: DT (dayadhvam_triad)
Posted at: March 7th, 2008 02:31 am (UTC)
naruto [dattebayo!]

He should, he should! Although Orochimaru has (albeit briefly) appeared, and for now my interest has shot up like whoa. XDDD MY DARLING~~~

>8D~~~

Posted by: w (starfishdance)
Posted at: March 7th, 2008 02:38 am (UTC)
naruto » sparkly itachi!

HAHA YES!! THE NEW MANGA IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN. All our favourite characters in one place, maybe it will just explode from the lulz! THAT MUST BE SASUKE'S SECRET PLAN! O:

>=9

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Posted by: Kai (helreginn)
Posted at: March 7th, 2008 07:22 am (UTC)
Sad!face

KISHIMOTO-SENSEI IS SUCH A THIEF! >.>; You know, I promised you a OroSasuIta, right? THAT WAS THE PLOT! OROCHIMARU COMING OUT OF SASUKE AND DOMINATING BOTH BROTHERS WHEN THEY WERE OUT ON CHAKRA!

Damn you, Kishimoto-sensei! You're such a thief.

And lol to poor Orochimaru. Everyone pwns him so easily, at least, now he will forever be in a dream world, smexing anyone he wants in his dirty, dirty dreams that we love! <33333333333333333333

/end spam

Posted by: w (starfishdance)
Posted at: March 7th, 2008 02:21 pm (UTC)

OMG, THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE MOST AWESOME FIC EVER!! ♥

Haha yes, I think inside Sasuke is Orochimaru's favourite place to be so he probably thinks getting pwned is worth it. And omg, that sounds so incredibly wrong!!

Posted by: Kai (helreginn)
Posted at: March 7th, 2008 02:34 pm (UTC)

I didn't know I could do poetry! XD See exhibit A:

Yes, children, Naruto wants to hump that Uchiha rump...

XDDD I was just posting the screencaps of this episode and 'twas fun. XD

I know, just let the exams finish, I'll write it! Yoshi!

It's supposed to sound wrong. If it sounds right, then it means that we need therapy. XD

<3

Posted by: w (starfishdance)
Posted at: March 7th, 2008 02:37 pm (UTC)
dn/ouran » raito the host

THAT IS SUCH A GREAT POEM! YOU MUST BE A NATURAL AT THIS. :D

Haha, I just saw that entry! Looks exciting, maybe I should start watching th anime again.

Lol, everything about Orochimaru is so long! Today I was telling my friend that Orochimaru probably made Sasuke change his outfit over the timeskip because it's much easier to rip it off him and she was very disturbed. D: I think she'd get a heart attack if she ever saw the kind of things there are on LJ!! XDDDD

Posted by: Kai (helreginn)
Posted at: March 7th, 2008 02:42 pm (UTC)

Posted by: w (starfishdance)
Posted at: March 7th, 2008 02:38 pm (UTC)

FUCKING HELL, that was supposed to say "everything about Orochimaru is so wrong." WRONG! BUT HAHAHA BEST TYPO EVER?

Posted by: Kai (helreginn)
Posted at: March 7th, 2008 02:44 pm (UTC)

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Posted by: DT (dayadhvam_triad)
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Posted by: DT (dayadhvam_triad)
Posted at: March 7th, 2008 11:47 pm (UTC)
kabuto [smirk >8)]

I think inside Sasuke is Orochimaru's favourite place to be so he probably thinks getting pwned is worth it.
Yes, being inside Sasuke is so warm and snuggly, but Orochimaru knows that sooner or later he must depart from the comfort of Sasuke! wow, I have been really corrupted *is shot* XDDD

Posted by: w (starfishdance)
Posted at: March 8th, 2008 01:01 am (UTC)
naruto » sparkly itachi!

Oh gods, ahahahaha. XDDDDDDDDDDD

Posted by: Grammar Jedi (scarlet_pencil)
Posted at: March 7th, 2008 02:45 am (UTC)

XDDDDDD BUT WHERE IS ITACHI. HE WOULD KILL WOLF-GRANDMA-SASUKE FOR BEING UNPRETTY!

Posted by: DT (dayadhvam_triad)
Posted at: March 7th, 2008 02:48 am (UTC)
sakura [a singularly amused glance]

ITACHI HAS DRESSED UP AS THE WOODCUTTER. SO HE CAN SNEAK IN AT THE LAST MINUTE. (BUT OF COURSE HE IS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE A WOODCUTTER, BECAUSE OUR ROLE MODEL ITACHI IS ENVIRONMENTALLY CONSCIOUS AND WOULD NEVER CUT DOWN TREES!)

Posted by: Grammar Jedi (scarlet_pencil)
Posted at: March 7th, 2008 03:01 am (UTC)

OOOH, THAT MAKES LOTS OF SENSE. IT IS GOOD THAT ITACHI CARES SO MUCH FOR THE ENVIRONMENT.

...

DOES THIS MEAN ITACHI IS AGAINST FUR COATS?!?!?

Posted by: DT (dayadhvam_triad)
Posted at: March 7th, 2008 03:10 am (UTC)
dgm: sheepish lavi [hehehe :P]

I WOULD SAY SO! ITACHI IS MOST CERTAINLY AGAINST FUR COATS! WELL, UNLESS THEY ARE FAUX FUR COATS. OR THEY ARE WOLF!SASUKE-GRANDMA COATS.

... WHOA, HOW WOULD YOU WEAR A SASUKE? XDDDD

Posted by: Grammar Jedi (scarlet_pencil)
Posted at: March 7th, 2008 03:16 am (UTC)

I WOULD TOTALLY WEAR SASUKE'S PELT. THEN I TOO WOULD HAVE MILLIONS OF SLOBBERING SLAVES FANGIRLS.

LOL I TOTALLY JUST MISTYPED THAT AS "FANGGIRLS." XDDDDDD

Posted by: DT (dayadhvam_triad)
Posted at: March 7th, 2008 03:20 am (UTC)
xiwangmu [queen mother of the west]

OH MAN, WE SHOULD CLONE SASUKE'S PELT AND SELL IT TO ALL THE FANGGIRLS! THEN WE WOULD BE RICH, AND THEN WE COULD BE GENEROUS AND DONATE IT ALL TO ITACHI'S PROTECT-THE-ENVIRONMENT CAMPAIGN! AND OROCHIMARU'S BAKERY!

--OMG FANGGIRLS! I BET THEY ARE "THE DARKNESS THAT MAULS LIKE BAERS"! THEY REALLY DO HAVE FANGS!

Posted by: Grammar Jedi (scarlet_pencil)
Posted at: March 7th, 2008 05:25 am (UTC)

YES, YES WE SHOULD. BUT WE MUST BE CAREFUL TO CLONE IT... SASUKE'S BODY PARTS ARE IN HIGH DEMAND. XD

THE TRUTH HAS BEEN FOUND AT LONG LAST! XDDDD I MEAN, XF

Posted by: DT (dayadhvam_triad)
Posted at: March 7th, 2008 11:46 pm (UTC)
lmao love from Teh Squirrel

THAT IS VERY TRUE. SHALL WE PROCEED TO EBAY? XP

Posted by: welcome to the antverse (ant_power)
Posted at: March 8th, 2008 11:21 pm (UTC)
Naruto - oro wants your body

You are clearly a genius of epic proportions!!! THIS TOTALLY WINS EVERYTHING!!!

Posted by: DT (dayadhvam_triad)
Posted at: March 9th, 2008 06:17 pm (UTC)
dgm: sheepish lavi [hehehe :P]

Fairytale Naruto for the win! And Disney!Itachi omg so scary (you saw the pic, right? XD)

Posted by: welcome to the antverse (ant_power)
Posted at: March 13th, 2008 12:58 am (UTC)
Naruto - crazyface in sparkles

Yes!! Disney!Itachi is so much win!!!!