?

Log in

welcome to the antverse [userpic]
more genius quotes and things
by welcome to the antverse (ant_power)
at March 7th, 2008 (02:51 am)



Wen: omg i cant wait for chapter 392 to come out
Wen: it sounds so cracktastic
Ant: I KNOW!!! it has everything awesome in it, Sasuke, Itachi and OROCHIMARU COMING OUT OF SASUKE'S MOUTH!
Wen: that part is SO WRONG!
Wen: and oro in kabuto in sasuke!
Ant: yeah, totally wrong, BUT AWESOME!
Ant: YES, ORO IS INSIDE EVERYONE!!
Ant: (because he's a manwhore)
Wen: I GUESS THATS WHAT THE SNAKES ARE FOR?
Ant: OMG I NEARLY SNORTED MY DRINK OUT MY NOSE!

Ant: omg, i was just googling stupid hat kid, because i couldnt' remember so much how he looked, and ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED ON WHAT I THINK MAY BE A NARUTO/INARI AMV!
Wen: EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW
Wen: are you scarred for life D:
Ant: IT MAKES ME WANT TO DIE!

Talking about a NejiHina fanart
Wen: but hinata looks like she only has one eye
Wen: OMG DID SHE MEET ITACHI
Ant: OMG, SHE HAS CLEARLY MET ITACHI!!! but she seems pretty happy about it.
Wen: maybe cos she has neji
Ant: MAYBE SHE USED HER BYAKUGAN ON ITACHI!
Ant: that would make me happy!
Wen: MAYBE NOW THAT HE STOLE HER EYE SHE CAN USE HER BYAKUGAN ON HIM FOREVER!!
Ant: OMG LIKE IN THE SHOWER!
Wen: ESPECIALLY IN THE SHOWER!
Wen: LOSING YOUR EYE'S A SMALL PRICE TO PAY IF IN RETURN YOU GET A 24HOUR ITACHICAM!

Ant: SO, IN MY "SPECIAL ADVENTURES IN THE LAIR OF OROCHIMARU" fic, i am going to have each chapter like a special scene from... well pretty much our cracktastic oroitasasucakesverse, i guess, and one of them has to be SCOUT LEADER!ORO TAKES EVERYONE ON A FIELD TRIP!
Wen: IT WILL BE FULL OF HIM HITTING ON SASUKE
Ant: LOL, YES!

On who is hotter, Gaara or Hidan
Ant: I'd probably have it the other way around. [Gaara before Hidan] just because hidan's head comes off.
Wen: good point
Ant: but then, gaara looked really ugly when he was all RAWR I AM A RACCOON MAN!
Wen: well.... hidan's head comes off more frequently than gaara becomes racoon man

On the Valley of the End
Wen: i was always wondering how sasuke charged the chidori and jumped into the water
Wen: i mean, wouldnt he get electrocuted?
Ant: YES, WHY WASN'T HE ELECTROCUTED!
Ant: IT'S BECAUSE HE'S JUST THAT AWESOME
Ant: it's also why his hair doesn't frizz.
Wen: SASUKE DEFIES THE LAWS OF NATURE!

On who is hotter, Tamaki and Raito
Wen: haha, YES TAMAKI IS RAITO'S GOOD ALTER EGO!
Wen: AND MAYBE AS DEATH NOTE PROGRESSED THE TAMAKI PERSONA GOT STRONGER
Wen: AND SUCKED THE GOOD OUT OF RAITO
Wen: WHICH IS WHY HE BECAME EVILLER
Ant: THIS IS CLEARLY WHAT HAPPENED!
Ant: IT WASN'T RAITO'S FAULT AT ALL!!!
Wen: IT AMAZES ME ALL THE NEW THINGS YOU CAN FIND OUT ABOUT A SERIES
Ant: TAMAKI IS EVIL BY BEING GOOD!
Wen: okay, i think tamaki can be #1
Wen: because tamaki ALWAYS looks hot
Wen: raito looks a little crazy sometimes
Ant: yeah, he really does. sometimes raito looks crazy
Ant: I LOVE HIS CRAZY FACE THOUGH, IT IS SO LULFUL!
Wen: I WANT HIS CRAZY LAUGH AS MY RINGTONE
Wen: IT AMUSES ME SO MUCH
Ant: OMG, THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!!!
Wen: I ALWAYS IMAGINE ITACHI LAUGHING THE CRAZY LAUGH
Wen: I THINK KISHI DID TOO
Wen: WHICH IS WHY WE GET THE YOU ARE MY NEW LIGHT LINE!
Ant: MAYBE KISHI HAS A MAN-CRUSH ON RAITO!
Wen: MAYBE IT'S ACTUALLY KISHI SPEAKING TO ITACHI!!!!!
Wen: NOT ITACHI TELLING SASUKE!
Wen: YES! OMG WHO WOULDN'T HAVE A CRUSH ON RAITO

On why Orochimaru is less freaky than Gai
Wen: i was warned in advance about oro so it wasnt so bad
Ant: i wasn't! but he still wasn't as weird as lee and gai and the turtle!
Ant: i was just like WTF IS UP WITH THIS CRAZY LICKING DUDE!
Ant: or more like WTF IS UP WITH THIS CRAZY LICKING DUDE WHO IS GAY FOR SASUKE
Wen: I KNOW RIGHT
Wen: THAT WAS MY FIRST IMPRESSION OF HIM
Wen: WHY IS THIS PEDO HITTING ON SASUKE?!!
Wen: i mean.. i understand WHY he's hitting on sasuke BUT WHY IS HE IN MY SHOW!!
Ant: and i was SO SURE THAT SASUKE WOULDN'T RUN OFF WITH SOME WEIRD PEDO! even though by that point i had read spoilers and knew that sasuke left. BUT WHY HE WOULD GO OFF WITH ORO WAS BEYOND ME!!
Ant: BECAUSE WHY WOULD YOU GO LIVE WITH ORO, THAT IS JUST SO WRONG!! DIDN'T SASUKE REALISE THAT ORO PLANNED TO DEFILE HIM?
Wen: SASUKE IS JUST TOO DUMB SOMETIMES
Wen: I MEAN WHO WANTS TO LIVE WITH ORO ANYWAY
Ant: AND ORO WASN'T EXACTLY SUBTLE ABOUT WHY HE WANTED SASUKE!!
Wen: HE'S LIKE THE CREEPY DUDE HANGING AROUND IN THE ALLEYS THAT YOUR MOM WARNED YOU ABOUT!!
Wen: I GUESS THIS ISN'T SASUKE'S FAULT SINCE HE DOESNT HAVE A MOM ANYMORE
Wen: BUT STILL
Wen: its common sense!!
Wen: i guess sasuke doesnt have much common sense
Ant: WHEN HE SAID "I WANT YOUR BODY" HE DIDN'T EXACTLY MEAN "I WANT TO POSSESS YOUR BODY TO STUDY JUTSUS AND STUFF'
Wen: THAT IS THE WORST EXCUSE EVER SERIOUSLY
Ant: HE IS LIKE "I WANT TO BE INSIDE SASUKE" AND SASUKE WAS TOO NAIVE TO TAKE IT IN THE FILTHY CONTEXT IN WHICH IT WAS MEANT!!
Wen: THAT IS WHY ORO LIKES KIDS!
Wen: THEYRE SO INNOCENT!
Ant: YES, SO EASILY DUPED!
Ant: ESPECIALLY NINJA KIDS, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO BUY THEM CANDY, YOU JUST HAVE TO OFFER THEM POWER, WHICH IS FREE!!!
Wen: ORO IS SUCH A CHEAPSKATE PEDO!
Wen: AND SASUKE DIDNT EVEN PICK UP ON THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ant: LOL, YES I BET ORO FED HIM BAKED BEANS OUT OF A TIN EVERY NIGHT!
Wen: AND LIKE, STALE BREAD. D:
Ant: BUT SASUKE SNUCK INTO ORO'S SECRET CUPCAKE STASH!

Ant: ALSO, WTF IS WITH FIC WHERE NARUTO AND SASUKE ARE CATS?
Ant: LIKE, IT'S A FUNNY IDEA, BUT THERE IS A LOT OF IT, AND NOBODY EVER WRITES IT FUNNY EITHER
Wen: THERE IS ALOT OF FANART OF THEM AS CATS TOO
Wen: I DONT GET IT
Ant: ME EITHER! THEY AREN'T CATS! THEY ARE CLEARLY BAKERY GOODS! PEOPLE ARE SO DUMB!
Wen: SOME PEOPLE
Wen: DID THEY EVEN WATCH THE ANIME PROPERLY?!?!?!
Wen: THEY MUST HAVE MISSED THAT LINE WHERE NARUTO SAYS, "SASUKE, YOU ARE A CUPCAKE!"
Ant: THEY MISSED THE WHOLE SASUKE-IS-A-CUPCAKE ARC!!
Wen: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? IT WAS FLASHBACKED SO MANY TIMES.
Ant: YES, EVERY TIME ANYTHING HAPPENS, THEY FLASHBACK TO THAT BIT, LIKE NARUTO TAKES OUT THE TRASH, THEY FLASHBACK TO THE CUPCAKE LINE, SASUKE GOES TO THE SHOPS TO BUY MILK, CUPCAKE FLASHBACK!
Wen: IT'S LIKE THEY'RE WATCHING WITH THEIR EYES SHUT.
Ant: MAYBE THE PEOPLE WHO THINK SASUKE AND NARUTO ARE CATS HAVE ITACHI AS THEIR OPTICIAN!
Wen: AND HE STOLE THEIR EYES
Wen: HE PROBABLY HAS A SECRET CELLAR BELOW HIS OPTICIAN SHOP
Wen: AND HE STEALS THE EYES and ROLLS THEM DOWN A RAMP
Wen: INTO THE CELLAR
Ant: YES, AND THE WALLS ARE ALL LINED WITH EYE-JARS!
Wen: AND THEY'RE LABELLED!
"BLUE EYES"
"GREEN EYES"
"PRETTY SASUKE EYES"
Ant: HAZEL EYES WITH A TINT OF BROWN!
Ant: HE PROBABLY HAS LIKE A RATING SYSTEM FOR THE EYES AND A CROSS-REFERENCING DATABASE TOO!
Wen: HE HAS THEM ALL NEATLY CATEGORIZED
Wen: THAT ITACHI, HE'S SUCH A PERFECTIONIST!
Ant: seriously, i am reading this cat!fic and IF THEY START HAVING CAT!SEX I MAY INJURE SOMEBODY
Ant: omg, lee is a puppy and hinata is a bunny!
Wen: WHY ARE THEY ALL ANIMALS
Ant: I WANT TO WRITE A FIC WHERE EVERYONE IS ANIMALS AND LIVING HAPPILY IN THE FOREST LIKE WINNIE THE POOH OR SOME SHIT!
Wen: HAHAHAHA OMG YOU SHOULD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wen: EEYORE = SASUKE
Ant: though, this fic is making me want to get kittens so i can call them sasuke and naruto and make them cuddle. THAT IS SO LAME OMG

On Smallville
Ant: IN FACT, SMALLVILLE JUST PISSES ME OFF
Wen: THANK GOODNESS I STOPPED WATCHING SMALLVILLE
Ant: LOL, YES, OMG I WANT TO PUNCH LANA LANG!
Wen: she's with lex or something right?
Wen: tom welling reminds me of cillian murphy only his face is more stretched
Ant: she was but then he faked her being pregnant so she faked her own death and stole his money only now she is back and is with clarke but she's sort of evil and then i stopped watching it because i wanted to gouge my own eyes out with a spoon and give them to itachi so that HE WOULD HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH SMALLVILLE
Wen: smallville is proof that shows start sucking if they go on too long
Ant: yeah, it's true. i mean, EVERYONE HAS MOVED OUT OF SMALLVILLE, SHOULDN'T HE BE BEING SUPERMAN BY NOW???
Wen: YES!!
Ant: he's still going to be clarke kent living in smallville when he's 80 at this rate!
Ant: JUST GO TO THE FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE AND DO YOUR STUDY LIKE A GOOD LITTLE KRYPTONIAN!

Ant says: omg, i was looking on this auction site the other day and they were selling death note notebooks and there were all these comments like BUT YOU CAN'T WRITE PEOPLE'S NAMES IN IT, WHAT IF THEY DIE and then other people saying wtf, you are an idiot
Ant: one person asked if you got a shinigami with it, i'm not sure if they were joking or not because they were seriously all very stupid
Wen: omg, i totally want a death note notebook too
Wen: and everytime someone pisses me off, i'll whip it out and start scribbling creepily
Ant: i know, it would be so awesome. i'd be like HEY GO GET ME A CAKE OR I'LL WRITE YOUR NAME IN MY DEATH NOTE!
Wen: i bet L secretly wanted the death note so he could do that
Ant: yeah, he totally did! though, he had watari who got him cake anyway
Wen: but you can never have enough cake!!!!
Wen: finding kira in the name of justice was such a CONVENIENT EXCUSE!
Wen: he just wanted to get near to raito to get the death note
Wen: oh and also because raito is smexy and anyone in their right mind would want to get close to him
Ant: OMG, IT WASN'T RAITO HE LUSTED AFTER AT ALL, IT WAS THE DEATH NOTE
Wen: OMG L/RAITO/DEATH NOTE = OT3
Ant: RAITO HAD ONE TO SPARE, HE SHOULD'VE SHARED! THEN THEY COULD'VE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!
Wen: YES!!! ALL RELATIONSHIPS NEED A LITTLE GIVE AND TAKE!!
Wen: DONT BE SO SELFISH RAITO. D:
Ant: YES! i mean, what would you rather, two death notes and a misa, or one death note and an adorable little genius detective?
Wen: ITS NOT SUCH A HARD CHOICE!
Ant: YES! also, L has cake. and icecream. and can tie a knot in a cherry stem with his tongue.
Wen: totally. it doesnt take a genius to decide
Wen: WHY ARE ALL THE SO CALLED GENIUSES IN ANIME SO DUMB WHEN IT COMES TO MAKING LOGICAL CHOICES?!?!?!
Ant: I DON'T KNOW!! IT'S LIKE A DEFECT IN THE GENIUS GENE OR SOMETHING
Wen: I MEAN, LET'S SEE.
1. ITACHI
CHOICE: KILL CLAN, LEAVE VILLAGE AND BECOME PARTNERS WITH UGLY SHARK GUY AND GET HIT ON BY WEIRD SNAKE GUY
ALTERNATIVELY, DON'T KILL CLAN, STAY IN VILLAGE AND SEE PRETTY BROTHER EVERY DAY
I KNOW WHICH ONE I'D PICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comments

Posted by: DT (dayadhvam_triad)
Posted at: March 6th, 2008 09:55 pm (UTC)
panda love [hi! give me all your money!]

SCOUTLEADER!OROCHIMARU HITTING ON SASUKE? XDDDD

Cat!sex? *brain dead*

XDDD

Posted by: welcome to the antverse (ant_power)
Posted at: March 8th, 2008 11:31 pm (UTC)
Naruto - oro tongue ftw

YOU KNOW HE WOULD!!! AND CAN'T YOU JUST PICTURE ORO IN THE SCOUT LEADER SHORTS!!! AND GIVING THE YOUNG BOYS HELPFUL ADVICE ABOUT SERIOUS LIFE MATTERS, LIKE LOCAL FLORA AND FAUNA, SITAR-PLAYING AND THE BEST WAYS TO APPLY BODY GLITTER!!!

Cat!sex, it boggles my mind!!!

@8D