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at March 3rd, 2008 (09:13 pm)

In a discussion with kohikari on recent manga developments, she says:

Someone needs to make a parody of Britney Spears' "Piece of Me" song with Sasuke as focus. (Somewhere around chapter 340-350something, during the Deidara fight, I made a really bad joke about Sasuke being a fairy princess, what with the wings and the "magic wand" Chidori and the ballerina!balancing act on the Kusanagi and the Cinderella shoe complex and whatnot.)

NOW I WANT TO SEE A PICTURE OF SASUKE IN A BALLET TUTU! Itachi liked to play with his brother by dressing him up in ballerina outfits and so Sasuke was TRAUMATIZED FOR LIFE. NO WONDER HIS FASHION SENSE IS NONEXISTENT. THIS IS OBVIOUSLY WHY HE WANTS TO KILL ITACHI.

... and oh dear god, "wand" can be taken in so many different contexts.

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Posted by: w (starfishdance)
Posted at: March 4th, 2008 02:27 am (UTC)
dn/ouran » raito the host

HAHAHA OH MY GODDDDDDD. I bet Sasuke secretly dresses up as a fairy princess and sings that in front of the mirror in his bedroom! Itachi probably saw him once, which explains the whole going blind thing.

AND YES EXACTLY, I MEAN FORGET THE CLAN MURDERS, THE MOST TRAUMATIC EVENT IN SASUKE'S PAST WAS OBVIOUSLY BEING DRESSED AS A BALLERINA!!!

...yes. Yes it can. This reminds me of this perfectly innocent conversation my friends were having once where they were comparing people's wand lengths in Harry Potter and I was literally choking with laughter. They said I was really dirty minded. D:

Posted by: DT (dayadhvam_triad)
Posted at: March 4th, 2008 02:48 am (UTC)
dgm: sheepish lavi [hehehe :P]

YES YES HE DOES, he stands in front of the mirror and prances about and tries out all the regal hand waves, no wonder Itachi's going blind! Imagine how sparkly and horribly bright Sasuke's tutu would be!!

And NOW SASUKE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S SUPPOSED TO WEAR! THE POOR BOY, HE IS SO FASHIONABLY CONFUSED!

XD Why were they comparing people's wand lengths? XDDD I've seen stuff at fanficrants where people moan about how long people write wands in their fics... >>

Posted by: w (starfishdance)
Posted at: March 4th, 2008 02:53 am (UTC)

I CAN IMAGINE, IT MUST HAVE BEEN A REALLY HORRIFYING SIGHT. ESPECIALLY SINCE GLITTER BRINGS BACK BAD MEMORIES FOR ITACHI AFTER ALL!!

YES, THERE IS A HUGE FASHION-SHAPED VOID IN HIS LIFE WHERE ITACHI USED TO BE!! ITACHI TOTALLY USED SASUKE AS A MODEL TO HONE HIS FASHION DESIGNING SKILLS WHEN THEY WERE KIDS, AND SASUKE'S SO USED TO ITACHI BEING THERE THAT HE HAS NO FASHION SKILLS AT ALL! THAT MUST BE WHY HE ALWAYS WEARS THE SAME THING! BESIDES, DO YOU SEE ANYBODY ELSE WEARING THE SAME OUTFIT ALL THE TIME? OF COURSE NOT!!!

They were saying something about the length of someone's wand corresponding to their height, and I was like AHAHAHA. :|

Posted by: DT (dayadhvam_triad)
Posted at: March 4th, 2008 03:03 am (UTC)
kabuto [smirk >8)]

YES, SASUKE WAS SO USED TO ITACHI TELLING HIM WHAT TO DO THAT NOW HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING! HE REMEMBERS THE DRAMATIC POSES, BUT THE POSES ARE WASTED ON SUCH AWFUL CLOTHING! D: HE'S OBVIOUSLY THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN'T EVEN BOTHER TO CHANGE HIS CLOTHING, HOW SMELLY IT MUST GET! WHERE HAS HIS SENSE OF PERSONAL HYGIENE GONE?

*chokes* XDDD Oh, poor Creevey.

Posted by: w (starfishdance)
Posted at: March 4th, 2008 03:08 am (UTC)
naruto » dancing zetsu

WELL MAYBE IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THAT SASUKE'S SO SINGLE-MINDED IN HIS QUEST FOR WORLD PEACE THAT EVERYTHING ELSE IS SECONDARY! INCLUDING FASHION! ITACHI MUST BE HORRIFIED AT SASUKE'S NEGLECT OF FASHION, THAT'S PROBABLY WHY HE TSUKIYOMI-D HIM IN THAT EPISODE WHEN THEY MET IN THE HOTEL.

ROFLLLLL is it any wonder why Lavender was so interested in dating Ron, then? XD

Posted by: DT (dayadhvam_triad)
Posted at: March 4th, 2008 03:14 am (UTC)
panda love [hi! give me all your money!]

BUT ITACHI SHOULD UNDERSTAND WHY SASUKE IS SACRIFICING ALL FASHIONABLE COMMON SENSE! ISN'T ITACHI THE NATURE ACTIVIST STRUMMING THE GUITAR? WHY DOES HE NOT ACKNOWLEDGE HIS LITTLE BROTHER'S SUPREME ACT OF SELFLESSNESS?

LOL XDDD that would explain the way they literally latched on to each other, then!

Posted by: w (starfishdance)
Posted at: March 4th, 2008 03:17 am (UTC)
nobuta » kame & yamapi

BECAUSE TO ITACHI FASHION REIGNS SUPREME OVER EVERYTHING! EVEN *GASP* THE ENVIRONMENT! THIS IS CLEARLY WHERE THE DIFFERENCE IN THEIR PERSONALITIES LIES.

In fact, I bet if you look through the books there are plenty of innuendo-filled statements. You just have to read them the right way. Like when he was learning to make a Patronus, what was that about something enormous erupting out of Harry's wand? *is shot*

Posted by: DT (dayadhvam_triad)
Posted at: March 4th, 2008 03:22 am (UTC)
definitions [terms in academia]

*GASP* OHHH ITACHI, BUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO HIS SOULMATE CONNECTION WITH GREENPEACE? IS HE GOING TO DESERT GREENPEACE FOR GUCCI? D:

... I totally did not realize that until you just told me. XDDD Oh man!--omg, now I just thought about how Ron pierced the locket Horcrux with the Gryffindor sword in HP7! *is also shot*

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Posted by: Grammar Jedi (scarlet_pencil)
Posted at: March 4th, 2008 02:59 am (UTC)

HHHHHHEY LOOK. FUGAKU OBVIOUSLY WANTED TO ENROLL SASUKE AS A BALLERINA, BUT SASUKE JUST WANTED TO BE IN A BOYBAND. BUT FUGAKU FORCED SASUKE TO ENROLL AS A BALLERINA. HERE, LOOK AT THIS PHOTO.

”Hmmm?”

SEE HOW EMO AND SAD SASUKE LOOKS? IT'S BECAUSE HE WANTED TO BE SINGING IN A BOYBAND WITH ITACHI.

Posted by: DT (dayadhvam_triad)
Posted at: March 4th, 2008 03:05 am (UTC)
lmao love from Teh Squirrel

OMGOMGOMGOMFG I THINK I LOVE YOU. XDDDD THE BALLET OUTFIT FITS HIM PERFECTLY~ HE'S SO SMALL!

Posted by: Grammar Jedi (scarlet_pencil)
Posted at: March 4th, 2008 03:07 am (UTC)

>DDDD Of course he's small! He's a young little... boy. Yes. XD

NOW THAT HE'S GROWN UP, I BET OROCHIMARU MAKES HIM WEAR A PURPLE DRESS. XD

Posted by: DT (dayadhvam_triad)
Posted at: March 4th, 2008 03:11 am (UTC)
dgm: sheepish lavi [hehehe :P]

OF COURSE. >_>

OHHH YES, OROCHIMARU MAKES HIM WEAR A BALLROOM PURPLE GOWN! WITH GLITTERY SEQUINS ALL OVER THE FRONT TO EMPHASIZE THE CHEST, AND PUFFY SLEEVES! AND ALSO A REALLY HUGE POOFY SKIRT!

Posted by: Grammar Jedi (scarlet_pencil)
Posted at: March 4th, 2008 03:18 am (UTC)

HAHHAHA YES. And KABUTO IS HIS ESCORT FOR THE EVENING ON OROCHIMARU'S ORDERS, AND THEY DANCE ALL NIGHT WHILE OROCHIMARU EATS CUPCAKES AT THE BUFFET TABLE!!! XD

Posted by: DT (dayadhvam_triad)
Posted at: March 4th, 2008 03:24 am (UTC)
kabuto [smirk >8)]

OMG YES, AND KABUTO TAKES ADVANTAGE OF SASUKE'S INABILITY TO MOVE QUICKLY ENOUGH IN THE DRESS! ... >_>

>8)

Posted by: w (starfishdance)
Posted at: March 4th, 2008 03:26 am (UTC)
naruto » omg tongue :|

*hijacks thread* OMG KABUTO EMOTICON!

>8D~~~ Oro wants to join in!

Posted by: DT (dayadhvam_triad)
Posted at: March 4th, 2008 03:30 am (UTC)
lmao love from Teh Squirrel

Yeah, well--Orochimaru's after Sasuke now!

>=9~~~~

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naruto » dancing deidara

HAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD I JUST DIED. SASUKE MAKES SUCH A PRETTY BALLERINA!

Posted by: Grammar Jedi (scarlet_pencil)
Posted at: March 4th, 2008 03:08 am (UTC)

I am now imagining Sasuke singing, "I'm a little teapot short and stout!" as a family performance. XD

Posted by: w (starfishdance)
Posted at: March 4th, 2008 03:14 am (UTC)
naruto » sparkly itachi!

XDDD YES. I bet they had a Uchiha Family Night, and Sasuke sang that and twirled around in a pretty pink dress!! I FEEL LIKE I UNDERSTAND HIM SO MUCH BETTER NOW THAT WE KNOW ABOUT HIS CHILDHOOD.

Posted by: Grammar Jedi (scarlet_pencil)
Posted at: March 4th, 2008 03:20 am (UTC)

XD AND THEN ITACHI KILLED EVERYONE BECAUSE THEY FORGOT TO ATTEND HIS FASHION SEMINAR AND WORE PINK ON TUESDAY. XDDD AND I AGREE, I understand Sasuke so well now! *sniffles emotionally*

Posted by: w (starfishdance)
Posted at: March 4th, 2008 03:25 am (UTC)
naruto » itachi and sasuke

PINK ON TUESDAY, HOW COULD THEY?! IT'S UNTHINKABLE. I bet seeing pink on Tuesdays gives Itachi uncontrollable violent impulses, and that's why he ended up killing the clan. Sasuke got lucky because he wasn't wearing pink. XDDD

Yes. I feel like I can really relate, you know? It's such a tragic, touching story! *wipes away tear*

Posted by: Grammar Jedi (scarlet_pencil)
Posted at: March 4th, 2008 03:30 am (UTC)

I KNOW! And if they had just attended Itachi's seminar, they would have known that Tuesdays are GREEN. Then they wouldn't have had to die! SO THE UCHIHA MASSACRE IS ULTIMATELY FUGAKU'S FAULT FOR NOT ATTENDING. OR SASUKE FOR BEING DISTRACTING. ONE OF THOSE TWO.

I agree, it inspires me to be a better person! *sobs*

Posted by: w (starfishdance)
Posted at: March 4th, 2008 03:35 am (UTC)
music » 唐禹哲

EXACTLY! It pains me so much when everybody blames the massacre on Itachi, it's totally not his fault at all! He can't help the way he was born! And he tried to warn them, but did they listen? NOOOO. Some people just don't think at all!

I think Sasuke should sell his story to the Hallmark Channel or something, it would touch people all over the world!

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Posted by: Judy (kohikari)
Posted at: March 4th, 2008 04:28 am (UTC)

XDDD MY GOD THAT'S PERFECT.

(It even has wings!~ ♥)

Posted by: Grammar Jedi (scarlet_pencil)
Posted at: March 4th, 2008 04:30 am (UTC)

Sasuke always knew he was a speshul little boy.... XD